Reality vs. Humor?

Is reality opposed to humor? Are they opponents, rivals, willing to duke it out on the field every Friday night? Can reality have a fantasy team? If reality is scrambled eggs, then humor added is scrambled eggs with salsa and cilantro. I want the toppings on my scrambled eggs. A side order of thick-sliced crispy bacon on my plate would make reality taste even better. Toast with real butter smeared on it would make reality a breeze to face. Then, what we have is the breakfast of champions: reality with several sides of humor. Not a dreadful meal, but made palatable with salsa, bacon and toast. Reality, the most important meal of the day!!!!!!